bogusjake:

when ur running down the stairs with no bra on

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benjiecon:

you have my attention

  • me: I should go shower now
  • (five minutes later)
  • (another five minutes later)
  • (yet another five minutes later)
  • (more five minute intervals)
  • someone: (goes into the bathroom)
  • me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower

(Source: adulthoodisokay)

(Source: nge2)

shithowdy:

Fun fact: if you approach an employee and insist that they go ‘check the back’ for an item that’s not on the shelf, there is a 90% chance that they’ll go to the back room, scratch their ass and check their text messages for five minutes, and come back out with a sympathetic smile and a ‘Sorry!’ because they know without even looking that the stock isn’t there.

(Source: notalwaysright.com)

(Source: 00spop)

effses:

HOW ANGRY DO YOU HAVE TO BE, THOUGH
effses:

HOW ANGRY DO YOU HAVE TO BE, THOUGH

effses:

HOW ANGRY DO YOU HAVE TO BE, THOUGH

(Source: yungterra)

When you slowly start hating someone you were friends with.

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(Source: anondracomalfoy)